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#2733 Up↑ /57 Down↓ [Flagged] 2010-03-04 14:57 GMT
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: M/f?
You: f
You: you
Stranger: male here
Stranger: Are u horny?
You: what does that mean?
Stranger: Are u hot?
You: no it is quite cold here
Stranger: I,m not asking that
Stranger: I,m asking if u want a hot chat
You: no i am warm enough thanks
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#2728 Up↑ /41 Down↓ [Flagged] 2010-03-03 19:37 GMT
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: i'm stroking my cock at this very moment
You: how can you see it , it's too small
Stranger: i use a magnifying glass
Stranger: and tweezers
Stranger: and a mirror
Stranger: cause my belly is too fat
You: you would need more than that
Stranger: electron microscope you think?
You: at least
Stranger: good idea
Stranger: i'll go get one right now
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#2708 Up↑ /33 Down↓ [Flagged] 2010-02-27 22:37 GMT
You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: hey can you help me my names Elizabeth.
You: yeah anythin for u
Stranger: can you make the voices stop?
You: what voices
Stranger: the vocies in my head they tell me to do things.
Stranger: please help.
You: *cuts head off*
You: there u go
You: fine don't thank me then -
#2596 Up↑ /37 Down↓ [Flagged] 2010-02-06 04:58 GMT
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'm a 22 year old female looking for another female to *play*. Do you fit this role?
You: You wanna play pretend kitchen? I cook a mean pile of plastic peas.
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#2555 Up↑ /21 Down↓ [Flagged] 2010-02-01 17:53 GMT
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi. r u horny girl with webcam?? someone say yes plz:D and no kidding:))
You: well i'm horny but i'm not a girl i'm a bear
You: i found this laptop in the woods
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i said no kiddng
Stranger: dont u read it
You: i'm a bear! of course i cant read well
Stranger: fuckourself
Stranger: i think u can do
Stranger: u r bear
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#2539 Up↑ /21 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-31 07:34 GMT
You: Hey
You: I was arguing with some guy about pointless bullshit but he disconnected :(
Stranger: cool
Stranger: thats always fun
You: It is indeed
You: I didn't even get to explain the impact of quantum mechanics on law enforcement
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: two completely unrelated subjects
Stranger: so blow me away
You: Well, do you know about the Schroedinger's Cat thought experiment?
Stranger: dude
Stranger: yes
You: Ahh... well let's say instead of a cat it's a guy in an apartment
Stranger: such an amazing concept
You: And some guy busts down the door to see if the guy's ok... it turns out he's dead
You: But before busting the door open he could have been alive
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: dude
You: Therefore, you could argue that the guy who broke the door open is a murderer
Stranger: your a genius
You: Thanks
Stranger: i never though of Schroedinger's Cat quite like that before
Stranger: thought
You: Now you have a mission to go confuse some law students with it
Stranger: yes
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: good luck mr genius
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