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#1024 Up↑ /10 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-19 18:48 GMT
Stranger: hey
You: hello
You: what would you do with a million dollars?
Stranger: buy something with it
You: like what
You: whats the first thing you would get
Stranger: a bunch of whores
You: are you stupid
You: with a million dollars you can get real chicks
You: fucking moron
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#1483 Up↑ /14 Down↓ [Flagged] 2009-08-04 03:23 GMT
You: Hello
Stranger: HI
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY
You: Billy Mays?? Is that you?!
Stranger: WHY YES
Stranger: YES IT IS
Stranger: YOU FOUND ME!!!!
You: :D!
Stranger: TRICK OR TREAT
You: I just shat myself but it's cool because I've got some oxi clean right here!
You: Oh god I have to go tell my mom
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#25 Up↑ /17 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-02 03:08 GMT
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: sup?
You: did you hear about the retard sculpter
You: he sucks
Stranger: cuz he's a retard?
You: no not necessarily
You: I think he just sculpts retards
Stranger: he's gay?
You: possibly I don't know
Stranger: well if he's actually sculpting retards he wouldn't suck then
Stranger: unless he didn't mean to sculpt retards
Stranger: then yes he sucks
You: all I'm saying is you'd only sculpt retards if you couldn't sculpt normal people
You: maybe if he can't sculpt normal people it makes him retarded by default
Stranger: so he's a normal person then
Stranger: which is ironic
Stranger: well can you sculpt normal people?
You: I'm not a sculptor, I don't know
Stranger: so you can't sculpt normal people
You: maybe I'm a retard
Stranger: you'd sculpt retards
Stranger: you're normal because you can't sculpt normal people -
#566 Up↑ /11 Down↓ [Flagged] 2009-05-10 08:12 GMT
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: sup
You: oh
You: 19/f/us
You: *aus
Stranger: 17
Stranger: m
Stranger: brazil
You: coolio
Stranger: ok
You: so
You: wassup?
You: oh god
You: your really a robot arent you
You: not again!!
Stranger: do u have pic?
You: *picture of a random little boy*
You: :|
Stranger: pic for u?
You: whut
Stranger: i want pic of u
You: that is me, just an old pic
You: from when i was a little boy
Stranger: u r boy?
You: no
You: now i'm all woman
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#1260 Up↑ /6 Down↓ [Report] 2009-07-20 05:31 GMT
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: hi, earth. you?
Stranger: Mars
You: Oh sweet! I haven't met someone from Mars yet. I ran into someone from Jupiter and Mercury earlier. What's it like on Mars?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: good
Stranger: little hot
Stranger: here
You: haha, it's cool here.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: really
Stranger: ?
You: surprisingly, yeah
Stranger: good i hope we can meet
Stranger: haha
You: haha, yeah. When is the invasion planned?
Stranger: every time i want
Stranger: any time
You: O.O When's the next time?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I think is 2010
Stranger: next year
Stranger: :D
You: Oh, sweet! I have nothing planned that year, so I'm open for the invasion.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: then. u should get ready
You: I should...but I like to procrastinate
Stranger: why
You: Why not?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: earth where?
You: Antarctica. It be snowy and cold here.
Stranger: I will decide where u live to start atttact
Stranger: wow
Stranger: cool
You: literally
Stranger: we like snowy
You: Sweet, then you'll enjoy it here. The weatherman said we'll be having a heatwave soon. The average temperature will be around 6 degrees. O.O
Stranger: so hot
Stranger: haha
You: Oh, I know. I'm not used to that kind of heat.
Stranger: enemy coming
Stranger: sorry i will leave
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#1264 Up↑ /33 Down↓ [Report] 2009-07-20 08:23 GMT
Stranger: Hello
You: hey
Stranger: Would you like to hear a story?
Stranger: It involves me becoming the metaphorical 'prince' of a town called 'Bel Air'.
You: Sometimes I like to get hammered, and then pick midgets up in a bar. I call them Hobbit names until they fall in love with me, and then I bring them back to my trailer park and have intercourse with them. Male midgets only of course. Naturally.
You: Usually it only takes a couple of shots. They don't have high tolerances those Hobbits
Stranger: Interesting.
You: Once i thought I romanced a hobbit, but in the morning I realized the thing I had sodomized the night before had been my neighbor's cat Sprinkles
You: Try explaining that one to a widower
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#889 Up↑ /14 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-31 08:13 GMT
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: this is an automated message from the authorities, the person you are chatting with is a registered sex offender convicted of having sex with children between the ages of 6 and 10. victims so far: 25. you have been warned
You: hello
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#1180 Up↑ /4 Down↓ [Report] 2009-07-13 22:09 GMT
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: Whaddap
You: the sky
Stranger: You're a clever one!
You: yes i most certainly am!
Stranger: Oh, you! So, what did you do with your day? Read a couple dictionaries, I imagine!
You: no
You: i did absolutely nothing!
Stranger: Ah, well that's still alright! Sounds relaxing, anyhow =)
You: who are you?
Stranger: Who am I? Why, I'm just a stranger on the Internet
You: then why did you say "Oh, you!"?
You: are you stalking me?
Stranger: Haha, no, that's not what I meant
Stranger: Although if you want me to stalk you, I will oblige!
You: oh... i think you will oblige very much
You: ^_^
Stranger: Whoah, now that is some kind of claim! =O Just who are you, anyway?
You: i am a mystical horse man wandering around talking to random strangers
You: it gets lonely in the magic forest
You: ;_;
Stranger: Awwwww. Don't you cry. =( <3 It's gonna be okay, with the help of Omegle
You: yes, now i can be a mystical horse god!!!
You: feel my wrath!
Stranger: =O YOU'RE SCARING ME
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