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#1251 Up↑ /92 Down↓ [Flagged] 2009-07-19 23:34 GMT
You: This is Paul from Omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behaviour traced to your IP address. Your internet service provider will be alerted within the next 24 hours.
Paul
1(802)380-4064
Omegle Inc.
If you feel you have received this message in error, type 1 to connect to an Omegle representative.
Stranger: 1
You: Hi! I'm Jason, please state you question(s) and/or concerns.
Stranger: i do not feel i have behaved inappropriately
You: Please tell me what prompt you recieved, sir.
Stranger: saying multiple complaints of inappropriate behavious traced to my IP addres
You: Ah, I see sir. We've received a few complaints from other members traced to this IP address regarding inappropriate behavior and in some instances sexual solicitations of minors.
Stranger: such as?
You: Well, sir we have logs. Would you like to see the log of one of these conversations?
Stranger: sure
You: Very well, sir. Please give me a moment to look up our logs of your IP address.
Stranger: thanks
You: "You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey there stranger
Stranger: yes
Stranger: how is going?
You: better, now that you're here...
You: do you know what an ISP is?
Stranger: no I dont know
You: it's called an Internet Service Provider, every computer has one
You: it's basically a serial which identifies where the computer is, what district, what it's connected to
You: it can be found, with the right methods, even on 'anonymous' sites such as this
You: did you know that?
Stranger: yeah I know
Stranger: that
You: so you must, because you seem like the intelligent type, know that I've collected your ISP
You: and that I'll be at your house in an unscheduled amount of time
You: I'll put you in a bathtub and slit your throat so the blood can drain. Then I'll lay down a mat and chop your body up into pieces, according to limb and appendage size. Afterwards, I'll put your decimated remains back in the tub and decompose your flesh and muscle with lye, leaving only bones. The bones, after scrubbing them with a sponge, will be put in a bag and buried in the woods.
You: see you soon, stranger.
Your conversational partner has disconnected."
You: That was you sir.
You: Your conversational partner seemed quite distressed.
Stranger: i can comfortably say that that was not me
Stranger: honest to God
Stranger: that is actually horrific
You: Sir, who is the owner of the computer you are using?
Stranger: i am
Stranger: is it possible that a hacker could have done this??
You: Well then, sir, I am afraid to inform you that if the computer is under your name, then the IP address is associated with it and you will be held responsible.
You: Have you allowed anyone to use your computer in the last week?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: and i definitely do not know ANYONE who would say such things
Stranger: in any situation
Stranger: i'm sure you can tell by the way that i'm talking that i most certainly do not speak in such a manner
You: Well, to tell the truth, sir, it simply seems like a very sick joke.
You: Are you entirely sure one of your friends or such wouldn't try such a thing?
Stranger: definitely
You: Well then, sir, I'm afraid I don't see how I can help you.
Stranger: and i haven't had any friend over recently
Stranger: but it's not fair
Stranger: why should i get blamed when that wasn't even me??
You: Ah, man, I'm just screwing with you.
You: I'm not really from Omegle.
Stranger: ah man i'm not even pissed off i'm so relieved -
#279 Up↑ /144 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-17 20:29 GMT
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You know, when one of us clicks “disconnect,” it’s almost a certainty that we will never speak to one another again.
You: Doesn’t that make this moment special?
Stranger: no
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#1677 Up↑ /38 Down↓ [Flagged] 2009-08-26 21:36 GMT
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 19, male, looking for a horny female, but not a minor.
You: why not a minor?
Stranger: cause then i would be a pedo
You: oh
You: as opposed to a dude trolling the interwebs for text based action
You: i mean at what point have you already hit bottom and there's nowhere else to go
Your conversational partner has disconnected. -
#813 Up↑ /96 Down↓ [Flagged] 2009-05-26 12:12 GMT
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ask me any 3 questions and i will answer them 100% truthfully
You: where are you from?
Stranger: England.
You: if i had to fill out the name, address and phone number fields for a courier package that i'm sending to you, what would i put in?
Stranger: You sneaky bastard.
You: lol.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
("The next day...")
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ask me any 3 questions and i will answer them 100% truthfully
You: HAHAHAHAHAHH i still need to courier a package to you!
Stranger: ROFLMAO!!!!
You: hahaahah for old time's sake:
You: are you going to say no to this question?
Stranger: ...
You: lol..?
Stranger: /brain explodes
You: LOLLLLL!!! what are the odds of being connected randomly again..? XP
Your conversational partner has disconnected. -
#1582 Up↑ /255 Down↓ [Flagged] 2009-08-14 23:42 GMT
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You:
Stranger: wuz up
You:
Stranger: nm
You:
Stranger: want to go out
You:
You:
You:
Stranger: so ill be at ur house at 7
You:
You:
Stranger: 7:30?
You:
Stranger: k sounds good
Stranger: bring money, ur buying dinner -
#1597 Up↑ /17 Down↓ [Report] 2009-08-17 05:24 GMT
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: male here
You: oh shit
You: mail's here
You: brb
You have disconnected. -
#805 Up↑ /36 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-25 20:55 GMT
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello there
Stranger: hi
You: Okay, I'm going to do a magic trick.
Pick a card, any card.
You: Got one?
Stranger: jep
You: Okay, don't show it to me. Just remember what it is.
You: Got it?
Stranger: okay
You: Okay, now put it back into the deck and shuffle it a few times
Stranger: i hope i did ^^
You: Great! And now I will reveal your card.
You: Ta-DAH!
You: Is this it?
Stranger: WOWWWWWW
Stranger: Yeah
You: -bows-
Stranger: how did you do that
You: Can you keep a secret?
Stranger: of course i can
You: Me too.
You have disconnected.